Coinages of the week

This week has been a good one for amusing words and phrases.

I came up with “lithohaematology”, “euphemistically challenged” (now that it’s politically incorrect to saying “politically correct”, sadly others lit upon this before I did), “I’ve seen the writing on the wall, and it says “King Belshazzar, please call your office””, and (phoning the Parliament switchboard, “Good afternoon, my name’s Martin Keegan and I’m trying to bring down the Government. Would you please put me through to the office of Greg Hands MP?”. Sadly, I’ve now forgotten the funny put down they responded with before connecting me.

Well, it amused me, anyway.

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